My mother is a Criminal Pathologist. She is on my lap due to the hockey bag with her shoes and other team sports trinkets. Tube8 is speaking legit. She moves forward so her body is off of mine. Just let it happen. Do I encourage her? She wears big bug eye Gucci sunglasses that hide 80% of her face. I’m grabbing the different sized shape bags she was tossing down the hall as she filled them. The Uber guy and the couple walking their dog laughing as she gleefully cascades down the stairs almost gracefully and crashes into me with a “Thank you for saving me Daddy” I blush the Uber guy blushes.
