“Get rid of the Pedophiles mainly,” I said. Xxx video “Well that’s a fucking shame,” Billy said sadly, “I quite fancied ramming a few of these up Pedo’s fucking asses and letting them swing from fucking lamp posts.”
“Tell you what, if I get elected I’ll fucking do it,” I agreed pretty stupidly. “Speech!” someone shouted. I went round with some BNP leaflets next day, “BNP” I says knocking on the doors. I don’t remember the election, I had ten pints at dinner time and a few more after tea and we went down Town Hall, I sort of slumped in a chair and then after a lot of fuss the results were announced.
