Everyone always talked about how great sex was, but I hadn’t felt it yet, so I began to wonder if my friends were just lying to me when they bragged about how many orgasms they had with their boyfriends. No boys, without supervision – the only guy I wanted was actually called Guy and was already my supervision. Tube8 Big blue eyes, freckles, and sweet, usually pink, lips that I had coated in a striking red for the gig – I looked quite nice. There was no chance of it, no, not unless I got on some dating site and pretended to be older or something. “I think I’m dead.” I told him and he could barely muster a laugh.
