And me, bloody Fem Dom, can’t do me own thing now I moved in with Miss Daventry, she reckons I should stand for Parliament, watch this space. “Consent to having a red hot iron up his anus, my Lord.?” the prosecutor asked. XXX “Not I sir, the CPS,” the Judge explained, “Take it up with them and Mr Allthwaite you are free to go!”
“Ta very much,” I said, “That hook and rope and that you had as evidence, can I have it back only we’re going pedo hunting again the weekend.”
“No Mr Allthwaite,” the Judge replied, “The curator of the Weatherfield Police museum has requested it for a exhibit in their forthcoming ‘War on Pedophiles’ exhibition.”
“Fair enough,” I said.
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