Wait just a second.”
I raced through my apartment trying to find something that could accurately
describe my erect ‘thingee’ to my mother. “Mmmmm…” mom murmured, “That would be really nice.”
She pushed up straight on the couch as I slid off the couch and assumed the old
familiar position with her legs draped over my shoulders. XXX I thought I’d give you a
tour of the campus this afternoon before we went out tonight. “Ooohhh…” She whispered, “That feels…n…nice…”
I extracted my fingers from hers and, tilting her head back, I kissed her along her jaw line. “God no!” “I think you’ve been neglected, but you’re not bad.”
“But you’re my son…”
I tried to reassure her, “Mom, I don’t know about anything except that you’re




















