“Mr. Porn Say hello, Sherman.”
“Hello.”
“I’m your canis ex machina.”
“What’s that?”
“Canis ex machina is Latin and means literally ‘dog out of the machine.’ It’s a dramatic device where a superior dog (myself, of course) unexpectedly steps into the middle of a plot and resolves a seemingly irresolvable problem. “Let’s follow them,” said Rocky. “If Boris stays the way she is now, then everything stays peaceful. How can this ever be resolved? Congratulations to the bride and groom. Well, this is a first; a finale where everyone’s happy. Stop her, Bullwinkle!”
The mighty moose tackled the perilous Pottsylvanian but she was still able to get off her shot and a tremendous explosion blew apart the craft sending pieces of wreckage and billowing smoke everywhere.
