I held it up triumphantly and said, “Turn on some music. Gerald stared into my eyes and began to nod slowly. XXX “What are you waiting for, Germ? I won’t do it!” I took the most expensive bottle from the wine rack and searched half the kitchen for the corkscrew. I returned home and stashed the finds in a few crates in my basement. Ash in the vase. She said, “I want a cigarette, but I’m too sloshed to walk.”
I pulled the fake flowers out of a vase and drunkenly said, “S’okay. I held it up triumphantly and said, “Turn on some music.










