“About what?” I asked in my best nonchalant voice. XXX “MOM!”
“Ohhh sorry Daniel I just know you’re at that age where sex is constantly on your mind and as a guy you just want to well…hump every woman that moves.”
“Well yeah but I didn’t think I would discuss that with you.”
“What is your mother not hip and cool enough to talk to you like a friend?”
“No, you are the coolest mom but it’s just a little creepy I guess thinking about you thinking of me having sex”
“I guess it is kind of weird, but if you ever want to talk about it you know I will listen”
“Well I would like to talk about something if you have time now”
DING!
